There have been a few surprise developments in moving winter to spring and then spring to summer in Pemberton, BC, Canada. One is, that after a dull and listless gray sky all winter with a low cloud cover always, and the chance of precipitation (think rain, not snow) hovering around usual, we've had nice weather. No, not nice weather, STELLAR weather. Mountains radiate their purple mountain majesty (oops, is that copywritten only for the States?) and their snowy top coat like gorgeous rocky divas showing off their assets. People skip around town in perpetual peppiness, biking and hosting garage sales and supporting children in their lemonade stand enterprises. We went to a garage sale yesterday where Michal picked up a fishing rod, and I bought a colander. Michal was carrying both, and an older fellow drove by on a bike. "Looks like you've bought both a rod and a net," he said.
I started working in landscaping, and nothing was as surprising as learning I was totally and hopelessly out of shape. Not that I'm alone. Carolyn, our boss, complained about the wimpiness. "I'm there putting soil into wheel barrows and managed to make four or five trips while some of these boys did one," she scoffed. "I mean, they're twenty years old." She's like the terminator, the woman version. Half the boys are scared shitless. Like Christian said, a Kiwi dude who lasted all of a week: "I bet Carolyn is on a lot of people's don't fuck with list." The awe in his voice was audible. As for me, with the enthusiasm of someone who half-relishes and half-dreads the boot camp experience (and quite frankly, using a power broom conjurs up images of a North Korean prison camp as read about in the Guardian) I am building muscles in places I didn't know had useful muscles. Lower left hand side of the back. Between thumb and forefinger. Neck.
Lastly, and perhaps not too surprisingly if one thought hard about it beforehand, dog-sitting is an incredible amount of hard work. I had it in my mind that I would have this cute doggy (he is cute, for the record) and we would frolic and play, go on long walks and generally have a good ol' beast and human fabulous time. We'll give Ash credit here, my lovely friend Kerry's lovely Collie dog, because something was up with that Kibble. He wolfed it down, acted a bit nervous, frolicked and then did a big doozy in my car. Like a big sloppy shit which got into the tiny cracks of the plastic door casing and all over the upholstery. Then there was some more nervous eating and some pooing inside our house. I'll spare the rest of the details, but it went on like that. "Wow, your car is really clean," said my friend Carolyn. "Well," I said, "You shoulda seen it last Saturday." We did do some very nice walks however, me and Ash, which suited him just fine cuz he could run into the dandelions if the stomach-going got rough.
Last but not least (You always say "last but not least," said my Swiss ESL students)I am surprisingly giddy with anticipation at returning to the States in some months time. I'll leave you with a quote from a story called "Letters to Caitlin" by Dylan Thomas who had been in San Francisco and then Vancouver, Canada. (1950)
"Vancouver is on the sea, and gigantic mountains loom above it. Behind the mountains lie other mountains, lies an unknown place, 30,000 miles of mountainous wilderness, the lost land of Columbia where cougars live and black bears. But the city of Vancouver is a handsome hell hole. It is, of course, being Canadian, more British than Cheltenham. I spoke last night-or read, I never lecture, how could I?--in front of two huge union jacks... The pubs--they are called beer parlours--serve only beer, are not allowed to have whiskey or wine or any spirits at all--and are open only for a few hours a day. There are, in this monstrous hotel, two bars, one for Men, one for Women. They do not mix.... And thank God to be out of British Columbia & back in the terrible United States of America."
I can't say there are still segregated beer parlours in Vancouver, though BC, which still has some of the strictest liquor laws in Canada, was probably not the ideal place for an alcoholic. But that terrible United States....it's calling my name.
I started working in landscaping, and nothing was as surprising as learning I was totally and hopelessly out of shape. Not that I'm alone. Carolyn, our boss, complained about the wimpiness. "I'm there putting soil into wheel barrows and managed to make four or five trips while some of these boys did one," she scoffed. "I mean, they're twenty years old." She's like the terminator, the woman version. Half the boys are scared shitless. Like Christian said, a Kiwi dude who lasted all of a week: "I bet Carolyn is on a lot of people's don't fuck with list." The awe in his voice was audible. As for me, with the enthusiasm of someone who half-relishes and half-dreads the boot camp experience (and quite frankly, using a power broom conjurs up images of a North Korean prison camp as read about in the Guardian) I am building muscles in places I didn't know had useful muscles. Lower left hand side of the back. Between thumb and forefinger. Neck.
I can't say there are still segregated beer parlours in Vancouver, though BC, which still has some of the strictest liquor laws in Canada, was probably not the ideal place for an alcoholic. But that terrible United States....it's calling my name.
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